THE HANDSOAP THIEF

Okay, so this morning I woke up for no good reason at 5 am and went into my kitchen.
All the freacking kitchen cabinet doors were opened for no reason and my appartment door too! Being to sleepy to really understand what was right before my eyes, I closed them and went back to sleep.
When I woke up again 5 hours later I thougt that what happened before was just a dream.
But after that my roommate asked me if I took her bread because she couldn’t find it.
So I said no and went to the bathroom to wash my teeth.
When I reached for the hand soap to wash my hands it was gone too!
The thing is that I bought it like three days ago so it couldn’t have been empty already!
So I asked my roommate if she took it and she told me no.

GUYS!!!! SOMEONE BROKE INTO MY APPARTMENT AND STOLE A FREAKING BOTTLE OF HAND SOAP, SOME BREAD, A KITCHEN ROLL AND A BOTTLE OF BABY OIL!!!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME è.é

But that’s not the end of it.


Nooooooo.


The dude just had to take MY LAST BEER IN THE FRIDGE!

Can this MORON be more frustrating?


….but at the same time I feel sorry for him. He had just nothing precious to steal, cause I have no living room. Just a kitchen, a bathroom and 2 bedroom. My roommate and I always lock our bedroom’s door during night so, the beer thief just had access to our food and tampons.

So yeah, I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR WHOLE-WHEAT BREAD TOAST WITH SOME NUTELLA AND GET A SUPER BEAUTIFUL SKIN WITH MY BABY OIL YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING THIEF CAUSE NOW I CAN’T FREAKING SLEEP AT NIGHT ANYMORE!